No one reads this blog eh? Oh well... Meh... I haven't been blogging much anyway, so it must be getting kinda boring. Hmm... There really isn't much to say except DON'T MAKE TWILIGHT/SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT FANFICS PEOPLE! TWILIGHT SUX BIG TIME!
Cya, God Bless.
Thursday, 30 September 2010
Tuesday, 21 September 2010
Sorry!
Wow! Haven't been on for quite a while now eh? Yeah sorry... even though no one probably actually reads this blog... Been busy with school assignments and now it's the school holidays! BREAK! FINALLY! So... yeah. Plus there really isn't much to talk about concerning Skulduggery Pleasant at the current time that SP fans don't already know about... In fact, apart from Derek's tours, there hasn't really been any news at all... Oh well... I really hope a SP movie comes out! ! ! Hmm... they betta finish the Harry Potter series soon... Harry Potter isn't that interesting anymore to lots of people anyway. I find that when it's mentioned sometimes (which is very rarely) it's about how boring it is or how boring it's become... But anywayz... Thanx if you read this...
Appreciated :)
CYas!
Appreciated :)
CYas!
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Funny Skulduggery Pleasant moments:
Ch.5 pg 65-66 :
"OK then, you wait here."
" Right."
He got out. Two seconds passed, but Stephanie hadn't tagged along just to wait in the sidelines - she needed to see what other surprises the world had in store for her. She got out and Skulduggery looked at her.
"Stephanie, I'm not altogether sure you're respecting my authority."
"No, I'm not."
"I see. OK then." He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his keyring and the car beeped and the doors locked.
"That's it?"
He looked up. "Sorry?"
"Aren't you afraid it might get stolen? We aren't exactly in a good part of town."
"It's got a car alarm."
"Don't you like, cast a spell or something? To keep it safe?"
"No. It's a pretty good car alarm."
He started walking. She hurried to catch up.
I will try and get as many funny Skulduggery quotes as I can.
Listening to the Skulduggery Pleasant audiobook is really interesting... Gives more emotion.
Check it out.
I will keep trying 2 blog... Thanx 4 following!
Ch.5 pg 65-66 :
"OK then, you wait here."
" Right."
He got out. Two seconds passed, but Stephanie hadn't tagged along just to wait in the sidelines - she needed to see what other surprises the world had in store for her. She got out and Skulduggery looked at her.
"Stephanie, I'm not altogether sure you're respecting my authority."
"No, I'm not."
"I see. OK then." He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his keyring and the car beeped and the doors locked.
"That's it?"
He looked up. "Sorry?"
"Aren't you afraid it might get stolen? We aren't exactly in a good part of town."
"It's got a car alarm."
"Don't you like, cast a spell or something? To keep it safe?"
"No. It's a pretty good car alarm."
He started walking. She hurried to catch up.
I will try and get as many funny Skulduggery quotes as I can.
Listening to the Skulduggery Pleasant audiobook is really interesting... Gives more emotion.
Check it out.
I will keep trying 2 blog... Thanx 4 following!
Monday, 6 September 2010
Anyone Finished Mortal Coil Yet?
Who here has finished Mortal Coil? Oooh! I wanna chat with someone about it! It is just genius.
I have been wanting to use a program called Blender to... uh... create something. If anyone has any pointers or advice on how to create scenes and characters and animate them it would be GREATLY appreciated.
I'm awfully sorry if mah blog is pretty lame. It's lame eh? Yeah... I need more 2 chat 'bout.
If you're bored or something, look up 'kylemonkey chapstick' or 'kylemonkey grapes and my ass' on YouTube and check it out. Just mind he swears quite a bit so... yeah. He is HILARIOUS!
Also check out 'halo kitty cat dance' on YouTube. Funny song with a Halo critter dancing funnily to it. Hehe. LOLz
Catch yas round.
God Bless
I have been wanting to use a program called Blender to... uh... create something. If anyone has any pointers or advice on how to create scenes and characters and animate them it would be GREATLY appreciated.
I'm awfully sorry if mah blog is pretty lame. It's lame eh? Yeah... I need more 2 chat 'bout.
If you're bored or something, look up 'kylemonkey chapstick' or 'kylemonkey grapes and my ass' on YouTube and check it out. Just mind he swears quite a bit so... yeah. He is HILARIOUS!
Also check out 'halo kitty cat dance' on YouTube. Funny song with a Halo critter dancing funnily to it. Hehe. LOLz
Catch yas round.
God Bless
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
ArrGh! There are soooo many surprises in Mortal Coil! I tell ya! Most of them aren't particularly... um... nice surprises... I will not mention any at all because I don't want to spoil anything but I will say that someone... pretty awesome I suppose... gets killed by another person who is always with him/her. And something quite terrible happens to Tanith!! WHY DEREK? WHY?? There are some new people also. The 3 extra people off the Skulduggery Pleasant Battle Cards that you get on the Munchkin Army game on http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/ finally appear in Mortal Coil! Fantastic isn't it? More characters! It is much more hilarious than the other books too.. I thought... But, y'know. All of them are just soooo terrific!!
READ IT!! U. MUST!
READ IT!! U. MUST!
Saturday, 28 August 2010
GUESS WHAT'S OUT IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!
MORTAL COIL IS OUT IN SOME AUSTRALIAN STORES! GOT MINE FROM A BIG W ON THURSDAY AND HAVEN'T BEEN ON COZ OF SCHOOL AND READING IT! IT IS SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE BLURBY THINGO YOU FIND ON THE INTERNET DESCRIBES IT!! I AM ALMOST FINISHED IT! I DON'T WANT IT TO END! IT IS DEFINITELY THE BEST AND FUNNIEST BY FAR! !!!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!! YOU DEFINITELY HAVE TO GET IT!
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW TERRIFIC MORTAL COIL IS!
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW TERRIFIC MORTAL COIL IS!
Monday, 23 August 2010
Cont. of Chapter 1 - Mortal Coil
"Is not progressing nearly as smoothly," Wreath admitted. "She doesn't seem to be at all interested in the history or the teachings of the Order. It's going to take a lot to open her mind to it."
"The skeleton has already poisoned her against us," Tenebrae said bitterly.
"I fear you may be right. But I still thing the effort is worth it."
"And I have yet to be convinced."
"Just because the girl is a fast learner," Quiver said, "does not mean she is the Death Bringer."
"Cleric Quiver speaks the trut," Tenebrae nodded.
Wreath did his best to look humble, keeping his comments to himself. He's been searching for their saviour, for the one who would save the world from itself, for most of his life. He knew full well the danger of false hope and blind alleys - he'd had his fair share of both. But Valkyrie Cain was different. He felt it. Valkyrie Cain was the one.
"She troubles me," Tenebrae said. "Does she have potential? Absolutely. With training and with study she could be the best of us. But the best of us still falls far short of the the Death Bringer should be."
"I''ll keep working with her," Wreath said. "In two years, maybe three, we'll have a better understanding off what she's capable of."
"Three years?" Tenebrae laughed. "A lot can happen, as we have seen, in a short space of time. Serpine. Vengeous. The Diablerie. Dare we risk being sidetracked by a mistake? While we are busy testing Miss Cain, another one of Mevolents's disciples might actually succeed in their insane goals and bring back the Faceless Ones for good. What if, as you yourself fear, Cleric Wreath, Lord Vile returns to punish us all? If that happens, our plans mean nothing. There will be no world to save."
"Then what does His Eminence suggest?" Wreath asked.
"We need to know if we are wasting our time with this one."
"A Sensitive," Craven nodded.
"We've tried this before," Wreath argued. "None of our psychics are able to tell us anything."
"Reading the future has never been a particular talent of the Necromancer Order," Tenebrae said. "Our Sensitives are somewhat lacking when it comes to fortune-telling. But there is another I keep hearing about. Finbar something..."
"Finbar Wrong," Wreath said. "But he knows Valkyrie personally. It would raise too many questions. Even if he didn't know her, I doubt he'd ever aid our cause. As I keep reminding you, nobody out there likes us."
"We're working to save them all!" Craven barked, and this time not even the High Priest paid him any attention.
"The psychic will help us," Tenebrae said, "and afterwards he will remember nothing about it. Cleric Wreath, I want you to take the Soul Catcher and release the Remnant we have trapped in it."
Wreath's face slackened. "Your Eminence, Remnants are highly dangerous..."
"Oh, I trust your ability to handle any situation," Tenebrae said with an airy wave of his hand. "Have it possess this Finbar person, and if he sees a future where Valkyrie Cain is the Death Bringer, and he sees her saving the world, then we can put all our energies into making sure she fulfils her potential. If he does not see this future, we forget about her, and our search sontinues."
"But using the Remnant..."
"Once the job is done, simply return it to the Soul Catcher. What could be easier?"
"The skeleton has already poisoned her against us," Tenebrae said bitterly.
"I fear you may be right. But I still thing the effort is worth it."
"And I have yet to be convinced."
"Just because the girl is a fast learner," Quiver said, "does not mean she is the Death Bringer."
"Cleric Quiver speaks the trut," Tenebrae nodded.
Wreath did his best to look humble, keeping his comments to himself. He's been searching for their saviour, for the one who would save the world from itself, for most of his life. He knew full well the danger of false hope and blind alleys - he'd had his fair share of both. But Valkyrie Cain was different. He felt it. Valkyrie Cain was the one.
"She troubles me," Tenebrae said. "Does she have potential? Absolutely. With training and with study she could be the best of us. But the best of us still falls far short of the the Death Bringer should be."
"I''ll keep working with her," Wreath said. "In two years, maybe three, we'll have a better understanding off what she's capable of."
"Three years?" Tenebrae laughed. "A lot can happen, as we have seen, in a short space of time. Serpine. Vengeous. The Diablerie. Dare we risk being sidetracked by a mistake? While we are busy testing Miss Cain, another one of Mevolents's disciples might actually succeed in their insane goals and bring back the Faceless Ones for good. What if, as you yourself fear, Cleric Wreath, Lord Vile returns to punish us all? If that happens, our plans mean nothing. There will be no world to save."
"Then what does His Eminence suggest?" Wreath asked.
"We need to know if we are wasting our time with this one."
"A Sensitive," Craven nodded.
"We've tried this before," Wreath argued. "None of our psychics are able to tell us anything."
"Reading the future has never been a particular talent of the Necromancer Order," Tenebrae said. "Our Sensitives are somewhat lacking when it comes to fortune-telling. But there is another I keep hearing about. Finbar something..."
"Finbar Wrong," Wreath said. "But he knows Valkyrie personally. It would raise too many questions. Even if he didn't know her, I doubt he'd ever aid our cause. As I keep reminding you, nobody out there likes us."
"We're working to save them all!" Craven barked, and this time not even the High Priest paid him any attention.
"The psychic will help us," Tenebrae said, "and afterwards he will remember nothing about it. Cleric Wreath, I want you to take the Soul Catcher and release the Remnant we have trapped in it."
Wreath's face slackened. "Your Eminence, Remnants are highly dangerous..."
"Oh, I trust your ability to handle any situation," Tenebrae said with an airy wave of his hand. "Have it possess this Finbar person, and if he sees a future where Valkyrie Cain is the Death Bringer, and he sees her saving the world, then we can put all our energies into making sure she fulfils her potential. If he does not see this future, we forget about her, and our search sontinues."
"But using the Remnant..."
"Once the job is done, simply return it to the Soul Catcher. What could be easier?"
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